By the way, French keyboards are WAY worse than German ones and I am reduced to finger picking this entry becquse NOTHING is anywhere near what I’m used to . You better appreciate it!
After my last update from Florence I headed to the South of France and hit Nice as
my first stop. It is absolutely beautiful, and I used Nice as a jumping off point to go to Monaco and Cannes. Monaco is the second smallest country in the world after the Vatican at only 1.95 square kilometers, and home to the famous Grand Prix race that happened there a few days ago . When I was there, they were setting up for the race and had the big banners up and stands were being built too. I went to the famous casino and lost €2 in the slot machines there before heading to the other side of Monaco and seeing the palace where Prince Ranier and Princess Grace used to live. Otherwise there wasn’t much to see so I only spent a few hours there. Now I want to find out the third smallest country so I can go and say I’ve been to the three smallest countries in the world!

Monaco
The next day I spent wandering around Nice and checking out the beach and some museums. Ah the lovely Meditteranian Sea! I understand why the South of France is a popular vacation spot. The beach was beautiful and complete with cruise ships docked out in the water. Fancy cars drove around everwhere but there were also tons of people rollerblading along the water’s edge.

Beach in Nice
I thought I would get bothered a lot in Italy, but it was a lot worse in France. Within the first two days I was hit on twice by French guys. It is very obvious I can hardly speak French, so when it gets to the point that they are making hand motions to ask if I want to go for a drink, I have to wonder what would be the point? We can’t even talk to each other! Crazy French guys...
I met a few people in my hostel room and we had decided to go to Cannes the next day since the film festival was going on and we wanted to see that. We ended up having a guy in our room that worked in the business and was in town for the festival. He gave us some awesome tips on where to go for the red carpet and how to try and get tickets to a show. So we went and got a great spot for the Red Carpet just like he told us, and sat and waited. We had no clue who was going to be coming that night, but I was hoping for Sean Penn since he was the president of the jury for the festival this year. Long story short, he never came on the carpet, but we did see Jackie Chan and Natalie Portman. I guess Jackie Chan is pretty famous and cool but of course I was hoping for some bigger stars. Say, oh I don't know, Johnny Depp? Haha. And we saw a bunch of famous French and Italian stars but we didn't know who they were. When the carpet was over and we were leaving, we almost got into the second biggest movie of the night. We were offered reserved seating tickets for free as we were walking by, but formal dress was required and we weren't dressed up enough! Too bad, that would have been awesome! But all in all a good time.

By the Red Carpet!


Jackie Chan and Natalie Portman
After Nice I headed further down the coast to Marseilles, the second biggest city in France. If you know the story of the Count of Monte Cristo, then you also know that Marseilles is where the famous Chateau D'If prison is. (That novel itself is not true, but it was based on a true story.) I took a boat trip out and visited the prison, and it was a lot smaller than I expected! But the boat trip was very beautiful and relaxing even on it's own and it was a lovely day outside. I found a guy in the hostel from Victoria and he went back down to the Port with me at night so I didn't have to go by myself since it is not safe. I had heard that it was really pretty at night though so I wanted to go, and it was very nice! All the boats in the port are lit up, as well as the forts out at the entrance and the big church on the hill.

Small island with the Chateau D'If on it

The prison

Vieux Port at night with church on the hill lit up
From Marseilles I left for Switzerland, and after a long day and three different trains I got to Lucerne. Such a cute little town! Exactly what I pictured Switzerland to be like. I didn't do any trips through the Alps though because they are very expensive, but I could see the Alps fro, Lucerne. I spent my one day there taking pictures of the quaint covered bridges and feeding the swans that cluster around the edge of the lake and river. I had the worst two nights of my trip though as I was in a three bed room with two girls that both snored worse than lumberjacks all night. Got maybe three hours sleep a night, not exaggerating I swear.


Swans and bridges in Lucerne
So I was very happy to move onto Bern, the capital of Switzerland. I had a huge heart attack when I went to check into my hostel and saw the same two girls from my room in Lucerne checking in before me, but thankfully they were not in my room! I had two full days in Bern and they were very relaxing. I did some shopping (Yes, Switzerland is very expensive for most things, but not for clothes!) and checked out the famous bear pits. It was kind of sad to see the bears doing tricks to get food from the tourists, but no worse than a zoo I guess since they could go and hide if they wanted to. I was expecting them to be chained up in a cement viewing arena or something though so it was better than I thought.


Bern
And now, I'm in Paris! Today is my second day and I haven't done much yet. I did a walking tour yesterday but I only got to see the Eiffel Tower and Arch de Triomphe from far away, so I have to go back and do those still. Probably tomorrow. Today I am taking care of a bunch of online things, and then probably checking out the Luxembourg Gardens and Notre Dame. The Louvre is free from 6 to 10 tonight for youths so I am going to check that out as well. I am not deluded enought to think that I can see everything anyway, so I hope 4 hours is enough. If not it is free again on Sunday, but I was hoping to do some other museums then since they are all free that day. And then on Tuesday I am going to go to Disneyland Paris! Totally awesome!
After that it is Scotland, Ireland and then home! Hooray!
Miss you all.
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